Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Send me to the 2010 Olympics

I've been a tad busy but I should have enough energy to write something fairly soon. It will likely be a Cracked-style article about Buddhists that will never reach the enlightened state of Nirvana.

If you're here from the tiny little link at the end of my latest article, hi. Say hello or something.

Now about the title. I have decided that I shall go to the 2010 Olympics in nearby Vancouver(I'm in Victoria). Not as an athlete of course, that would take years of training and a physique that can go up a flight of stairs without getting winded.

I'll be going as a spectator and now I need to save up thousands of dollars for the tickets and accommodations. If you'd like to help out then you can send some money my way via Paypal.

I'll be saving up my money but any donation will help bump me from the nosebleed sections of the stadiums and arenas to the more luxurious cold metal benches close to the action.


Anonymous said...

came here from cracked. hello!

Anonymous said...

The only thing that might be worse than network television is the poor grammar and spelling in your article. You used "affect" instead of "effect," "premeir" should have an "e" on the end of it, and the following sentence: "Dallas, determined to top this retarded publicity stunt, years later opened a season by declaring everything that happened in the season before it was a dream." made the ghost of Shakespeare vomit in shame.

Technohawk said...

Shakespeare, just like the average horse, cannot vomit. He was also well endowed so I doubt he has any shame.