How to deal with howler monkeys

One whole month without an update for my 6 regular viewers, I apologize.

I'd like to say that I've been busy because I've been doing your mom, but I can't. I've been doing stuff that almost counts as work but not quite.

Anyways, here's something I made for a forum game thread about living on a spaceship and dealing with a howler monkey infestation.

Send me to the 2010 Olympics

I've been a tad busy but I should have enough energy to write something fairly soon. It will likely be a Cracked-style article about Buddhists that will never reach the enlightened state of Nirvana.

If you're here from the tiny little link at the end of my latest article, hi. Say hello or something.

Now about the title. I have decided that I shall go to the 2010 Olympics in nearby Vancouver(I'm in Victoria). Not as an athlete of course, that would take years of training and a physique that can go up a flight of stairs without getting winded.

I'll be going as a spectator and now I need to save up thousands of dollars for the tickets and accommodations. If you'd like to help out then you can send some money my way via Paypal.

I'll be saving up my money but any donation will help bump me from the nosebleed sections of the stadiums and arenas to the more luxurious cold metal benches close to the action.